National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

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National Knock-Knock Jokes Day in USA in 2025
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About National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

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Dates of National Knock-Knock Jokes Day
2026 USA Saturday, October 31stNational Knock-Knock Jokes Day
2025 USA Friday, October 31stNational Knock-Knock Jokes Day
2024 USA Thursday, October 31stNational Knock-Knock Jokes Day
2023 USA Tuesday, October 31stNational Knock-Knock Jokes Day
2022 USA Monday, October 31stNational Knock-Knock Jokes Day
Summary
As if there isn't enough Knock-Knock going on at Halloween already, it's also the day to whip out a good Knock-Knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

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